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  Why JW Enemies Will Fail? - A Consultant's Analysis

  by reason in

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  as an it business consultant, i always use michael porter's competetive forces model to assess whether a firm's e-business strategy will give them a competitive advantage against competitor's.. the competitive forces model identifies five forces in the industry that a firm needs to contend with to become successful.

  these forces are the:.

  1) bargaining power of customers.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  pees on,

  Being the evil and wicked, but kind, old apostate bastard that I am, please allow me to help you find your way around here. You obviously have taken the wrong turn. Unfortunately you have mistakenly entered the third door on the right - the room for "Brains of The Class", when, in fact, you should have entered the third door on the left which was clearly the one for you, marked "Pains of The Arse".

  You are forgiven, for the lord cheeses understands that it is hard to 'see' with shit for a brain.

  cheeses. Who may at times set a bad example.
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  Good Morning!!!

  by ball. in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  good morning, and what a wonderfull morning it is too!!!

  i thought the heating was on full whack but i guess summer is here!!

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Well, it was a beautiful Autumn morning here in my little part of Australia, and the rest of the day wasn't too bad either, but now it is well and truly nightime.

  cheeses - considering whether to hit the sack or not.
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  So, what have I missed?

  by avishai in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been away for a week or so, due to the worm.

  anything good happen here?

  trolls?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Pumpkin seeds are good for worms.

  But in answer to your question -

  Due to considerable effort, the posters on this board have managed since you have been absent, to -

  1. Broker peace in the Middle East.

  2. Find a cure for aids, malaria, diptheria, the common cold, and several other minor ailments.

  3. Discovered the meaning of life.

  4. Gained true understanding of mankind's origin.

  Apart from that, things have been quiet. Except, jcanon seems to have stopped taking his medication.

  cheeses.
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  Your story in 3 sentences or less.......

  by ApagaLaLuz in

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  2. friends

  hey!

  shotguns post got me thinking.

  post your story is 3 sentences or less, if possible.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  My story is only as it relates to my knowledge of, and experience with religion. Like most others, 'my story' is made up of many varied aspects.

  1. Non religious childhood and youth.

  2. Semi-religious lifestyle with the dubs until I lost interest and realised that the real life was passing me by at a rapid rate as long as remained associated with any religious organisation.

  3. Now totally, utterly, inexhaustably, irrevocably, unapologetically, unreservedly, shamelessly, and proudly irreverant, and both anti and irreligious.

  cheeses. Reflecting solemnly.
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  One prayer that works for you.

  by Steve Lowry in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  admittedly, this thread is for believers.

  is there a prayer that when you pray it, you feel that it gets answered faithfully?

  for example, maybe when you?re afraid you pray for courage and you?re given it.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  One prayer? Just the one?

  But always the one that works.

  "Lord, lord, up above,

  Give me the strength for one more shove."

  cheeses. Who appreciates the value of preying.
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  what do you miss most about being in the truth!?!?!

  by dh in

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  2. friends

  c'mon now, there has to be something... the green carpet or the hard seats?

  barn dances?

  large social gatherings?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  To be concise - sweet fcuk all.

  cheeses.
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  20 Years Ago Today .......

  by xjw_b12 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  20 years ago today, you said "i do".

  20 years later, i say "i do love you forever".

  it's been a wonderful journey, and i think we are just getting started.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  All together now.....

  "It was twenty years ago today,

  Sargeant Pepper taught the band to play"............

  Hang on, this isn't one of those word games, or song game.

  Anyway. Happy anniversary David and Jane.

  cheeses.
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  Is God Happy?

  by dh in

  1. jw
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  maybe he/she/it isn't happy now, but can you visualise a happy god?

  is the god in your belief or faith system capable of happiness?

  is it emotional?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  dh, okay, I'll take the bait, but only this once, as really I am a friendly chap, or so the wardens keep telling me.

  god may or may not be happy - it doesn't really concern me. One thing for sure though is that you are one unhappy sadsack.

  dh, (Do you know what that signifies in Oz?) Innocent question without implication, but as evidenced by your comments, you obviously meet the criteria.

  "If I were god I would kill myself and you". Should you decide to initiate such action, please follow that procedure i.e. kill yourself first, then come looking for me.

  "dh. Make up your own punchline dickhead."

  To be certain you made a basic error when signing off as the above - it should have read,

  dh. Make up your own punchline. Dickhead.

  cheeses. Who shows compassion for the uneducated fools parading as dickheads.
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  What kind of site is this??

  by scabsg in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am new to this site and am having a hard time seeing if this is for ex-jws or jw's.

  i am an ex jw but am wondering why i have been given the staus of "newbie" a term widely used in the congregations for new comers to the "truth".

  now, if this is for people who have left and are trying to get back on their feet again, why on earth would such a variety of titles be given to members on here??

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Gives us clean living and wholesome Aussies a bad name.

  cheeses.
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  Is God Happy?

  by dh in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  maybe he/she/it isn't happy now, but can you visualise a happy god?

  is the god in your belief or faith system capable of happiness?

  is it emotional?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  dh, (do you know what that signifies in Oz?)

  If you were god, and a supposed loving one at that, would you be happy considering the behaviour that mankind has demonstrated as being done in his name? Methinks not.

  cheeses. The happy one, knowing that god is just a sad concept.